When will CA’s recall election happen anyway?

So, it seems that the recall election for Governor Gavin Newsom will happen. But, here’s the thing. Never mind that California is as blue as the Pacific Ocean, or how much of a joke Newsom’s challengers, such as Caitlyn Jenner (shoutout to Mike for his detailed blog on the recall) is. You see, the recall election will very likely take place in the fall, probably October or November. By this point, Californians will likely be accustomed to COVID-19 no longer being a menace in everyday lives, the economy will have gotten better, and many will be in a much better mood. Well, except for Republicans. They just can’t adjust to life starting to return to normal, not after their God Emperor Cheeto’s reign.

Republicans have tried to invent their own issues, such as their recent beef with Biden’s war on red meat. They’ve devolved too much since 2016 to return back to reality. And when COVID-19 is no more, they won’t have people to assault for wearing masks, or protesting some random business (that they never would go to) over their mask mandates. The clown fest that will be Jenner’s campaign won’t last long, and once it’s over, even The Onion will be too normal for them. If all goes accordingly, and there aren’t anymore major crises (that Republicans will blame on Newsom), Republicans already abysmal chances of success will have sunk to Challenger Deep.

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